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This is a log of all of the "ninja missions" that I have been on. I am a ninja, as are some of my friends. No names will be given out, their identity is sworn to secrecy. A ninja mission involves having a ninja mask on and doing suspicious or funny crap.
Black Bat and I (DA) embarked across our town, Cheverly. I had previously deposited a ransom note demanding $50, or our target would lose their stuffed animal which we had stolen. The note demanded the $50 on our target's front lawn at 8:00 p.m. At the stated time, Black Bat and I appeared at their house and called our target from a cell phone. The target produced the money but did not want the animal in question back. (That animal is dead now... pictures to come.) The target then left the vicinity. Black Bat and I trailed the target and struck with ninja-bean-shurikens and disappeared into the shadows.
Black Bat, Darkstar, Raju, and I, in broad daylight (something us ninja are not used to) walked around the center of our town protesting for ninja rights. We had signs saying "Down With Fat Cat Samurai", "Ninja Have Rights Too", and "23% of Ninja are Unemployed". We were approached by some retarded kids (obviously samurai) and they had some sticks too. As if these unskilled jackasses could take on hard-core ninja power! After 15 minutes of stopping in the middle of town to yell at passerby cars (for those of you who know Cheverly... we were by the bench on the sidewalk of Cheverly Avenue), a cop car pulled up. Joy.At first, Darkstar took off his mask. (This exposed his identity, and was an ultmate insult to our honor, so he was tried for desertion in the ninja court but cleared). The cop just stared at us through his window for a while. Then he got out of the car. "Are you guys from around here?" he asked. We all told him that we are. We then told him that we're all 15. He said "I don't know what the deal is guys, but you can't protest here."
Then, the cop called for backup. What the hell... he can't handle four kids with signs taped onto tennis rackets? So the backup car came, and the backup cop rolled down his window ... and laughed. He then sped away, leaving the original cop feeling really stupid. He just mumbled something, gets in his car, and leaves.
Then, after much ninja-hobo-ing around town, we picked a couch up off someone's curb (it was out for trash) and hauled it across town. Imagine four guys in ninja masks carrying a couch. Occaisonally we stopped and chilled in the middle of the road. Much honking ensued.
Black Bat, Darkstar and I embarked across Cheverly once again, this time armed with duct tape and NinjaWatch papers. We hunted down many victims with ADT Security signs (obviously, a fat cat samurai-run big business) and taped signs over them saying "Protected by NinjaWatch (TM)" with a kickass looking ninja staring at whoever reads it. We also hit the following targets:
Daniel Dickman
Matthew Kenyon
Mr. Robertson
Ian Alexander
We utilized the video camera to record our blanketing of two streets with Ninja Watch signs. We then pulled up in a car, in full ninja, (after going the wrong way down a one-way street and parking on the wrong side of the road) and raided the porch of the owner of a cat and two persons that were of interest in terms of kidnapping. After failing to grab the cat or the child, we sped away and held another ninja training session (Flashlight Tag). This was the first mission of Enthead, and KLo. Enthead did much video camera work, and KLo worked with everyone else.Yet to be initiated are Sneakblade and Slider.
Black Bat and I ninja-d up in a back stairwell at ERHS and then proceeded to put up NinjaWatch signs in and around Mr. Pruett's engineering room. Fun times.
Ninja Rank
Deranged Amoeba Fearless Leader and Mastermind
Black Bat Masterful Ninja (* * * * *)
Darkstar Adept Ninja (* * * *)
Raju Skilled Ninja (* * *)
Enthead Average Ninja (* *)
KLo Average Ninja (* *)