your mom's a neutron

I think we should have cable TV companies broadcast nerdfighting. Stick two complete nerds who are so nerdy they're oblivious to a lot of what is happening around them (I know you're seen one before... Daniel Rowlands is a good example.) Then somehow incite them to fight each other. Tell them the loser gets a stripper or that the winner gets a tour of Goddard. I want to see some thrashing, and the glasees go flying.

By the way: I am a computer geek, not a nerd. There is a difference. Yes there is. Shut up! I hate you.


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