China, Japan, Korea... they're all the same. In fact, they're all one country: Korinapan. I'm sick of telling some guy he's Chinese, and then he flips out on me and say "No! I am Korean!" as if I was insulting him calling him Chinese. You're all crazy hard-working and you all need to go to Harvard, therefore, you're all the same. See, even the official cartographer of Rand McNally has sent me this portion of his world map:
You can't argue with Rand McNally.
Before you hatemail me, please look up the word 'sarcasm' in the dictionary.